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    A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.
    She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
    He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
    The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
    He shouted "I`m looking for loopholes!"
  • Trap ??? A large group of Pakistani soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a Indian voice call from behind a sand dune. 'One Indian Army soldier is better than ten Pakistanis.'
    The Pakistani commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for...
  • ID 10 ??? Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
    He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
    As he was walking away, Santa called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'
    He replied...
  • Scared ??? A plane was taking off from New Delhi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an announnncement over the intercom.
    'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain...
  • Phone book ! Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint!'
    'Yes, Sir ?' said the librarian looking up at him.'I borrowed a book last week and it was...
  • 12 year old Scotch ! Santa walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks 'this guy doesn`t know the difference,' so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. Santa takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender...
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