| Santa and Banta are on their way to the Army Induction center for physicals. Neither wants to go to war, so Santa says, "I hear that if you don`t have any teeth they won`t take you." They decide it`s worth a try, so they stop at a Dentist and have all their teeth pulled. When they arrive at the Induction Center there is a line waiting to get physicals. They decide it might look fishy if both stand in line, one after the other, so Santa heads for the back of the line. Just as he steps into line, a big guy hits the end of the line right in front of him, so Santa lines up behind him. Banta steps up and the doc asks, "Anything wrong with you?" Banta, "Well, no, except I don`t have any teeth." The Doc says, "Open up and let me have a look." Banta opens his mouth and the Dr. runs his finger around his gums and says, "Sure enuff, you stand over there." The line slowly progressed to Santa while he waited. The big guy steps up and the doc asks, "Anything wrong with you?" Big guy, "No doc, exept I have a little case of the piles." The Dr. says, "Bend over, spread `em and let me see." The guy does. The Dr. rams his finger in, pulls it out, looks at his finger and says, "Sure `enuff. You stand over there." Now Santa steps up and when the Dr. asks him, "Anything wrong with you?" Santa bellows, "NOT GODDAMN THING, JUST GIVE ME THE GUN!!!!!" |