| Santa goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I`ve got this problem," Santa says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day she really works me over." "So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," Santa continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour every day at lunch and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep." "I still don`t know what your problem is," said the doctor. "You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells." |