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    An eye-doctor was having his 45th birthday and had gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.
    Eagerly, the doctor removed and looked down on the cake and immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 45 marzipan eyes.
    The guest asked him why he laughed. After some minutes of laughing and wiping his eyes, the doctor said, "I`m just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynecologist."
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    As she passed the 14th floor...
  • Dizzy spells !! Santa goes to see his physician. 'Doctor, I`ve got this problem,' Santa says. 'My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a...
  • A time piece with a difference One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight...
  • An Indecent Proposal The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.
    Santa peered over his paper and asked 'Would you let me...
  • Blind date ! A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl...
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