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    An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem.
    The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
    The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children.
    The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a coke vendig machine and a coke comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
  • Sunbathing Mona, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of...
  • Do you suck ? A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. 'Damn, that was stupid,' she thought as she fell. 'What a way to die.'
    As she passed the 14th floor...
  • Dizzy spells !! Santa goes to see his physician. 'Doctor, I`ve got this problem,' Santa says. 'My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a...
  • A time piece with a difference One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight...
  • An Indecent Proposal The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.
    Santa peered over his paper and asked 'Would you let me...
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