| Banta and Preeto had been married for 20 years, but every time they had sex Banta insisted on turning out the lights. Eventually Preeto decided this was stupid. So one night while they were in the middle of the act she turned on the table lamp. She looked down at Banta and was horrified to see he was fucking her with a large dildo. ‘You impotent bastard,’ she screamed, ‘how the fuck could you lie to me all these years? Explain yourself and it better be good.’ Banta looked Preeto straight in the eyes and said, ‘I’ll explain the dildo if you explain the kids.’ |