| The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Ashok, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Ashok, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker. "Don`t bother," replies Mr. Ashok, "I`ve two sisters at home, who look after all my needs." "That`s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife." "I said `two sisters`. I didn`t say they were mine!" |