| A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: "Red...................cherry" "Yellow............... lemon" "Green.................lime" "Orange...............orange" Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I`ll give you all a clue. It`s what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they`re assholes!!!" |