| A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a group of cars that were all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got caught and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation and was about to walk awy when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don`t think it`s fair - there were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?" "Ever go fishing?" the policeman asked the man. "Ummm, yeah...," the driver replied. The officer grinned and said, "Ever catch all the fish?" |