| Banta always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, Preeto, "Notice anything different, Preeto?" Preeto looks him over, "Nope." Banta says excitedly, "Come on, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" She looks again. "Nope." Frustrated, Banta storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?" Preeto looks up and down and says, "What`s different? It was hanging down yesterday, it`s hanging down today and it will be hanging down tomorrow!" Furious, Banta yells, "And do you know why its hanging down? It`s hanging down because it`s looking at my new boots!" Preeo replies, "Should`a bought a hat." |