Prostrate problem !

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    A man walks into his doctors office and is sitting in the waiting room waiting his turn to be seen by his doctor. A casual aquaintance sits down next to him and sturring asks "W w wahat are y y you d d doing hhhere?"
    The man replies "I`m waiting to see the doctor."
    "W w why d do yyyou wwant to sssee him?"
    The man replies, "Well if you must know, I have a prostate problem."
    "A ppprostate pppproblem, wwwhat`s ttthhat?" the man asks.
    "Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk."
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