| The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it`s normal size when excited?" Jessica responds: "That`s disgusting! I don`t have to answer that question!" So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That`s easy...the pupil of the eye." "That`s correct, Johnny. Very good!" And turning to Jessica, she says: "I`ve three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn`t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you`re in for a big disappointment!" |