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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in our Santa`s field. Santa, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
A few days later, local cops came out looking for the missing politicians, saw the crashed bus, and asked Santa where all the politicians had gone.
Santa said, "I buried them all... out back."
Inspector asked, "Were they ALL dead?"
Santa replied, "Well, some of them said they weren`t, but you know how the politicians lie."
- Awfully Quiet Santa was driving through the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road.
An cop pulls him over and asks, 'Where have you been?'
'I`ve been to... - How to make babies Shalu, A second grader came home from school and said her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised... - Expecting !! 'How does Jeeto like being pregnant?' Banta asked his friend Santa.
'Oh, she`s not pregnant,' Santa replied, 'she`s expecting.'
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The officer handed him the citation and...