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Jeeto came into her doctor`s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I fart all the time Doctor but they`re soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I`ve been here, I`ve farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here`s a prescription, Mrs. Santa. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Jeeto marched into Doctor`s office: "Doc, I don`t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I`m farting just as much, and they`re still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself ?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Santa," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we`ve fixed your sinuses, we`ll work on your hearing."
- One wish ! Santa and Banta were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat`s provisions, Santa stumbled across an old lamp.
Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement... - Feed !! There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: 'What do you use to feed your pigs?'
'Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?'
'Because... - Extramarital affair ! The man said, 'Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn`t find him anywhere. So...
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Politicians !! A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in our Santa`s field. Santa, after seeing what happened, went over to... - Annual Medical Santa went for his annual physical check up. All of his tests came back with normal results.
His Dr. said, 'Santa, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and...