| Banta is walking along one day and comes across a ladder that climbs into the clouds. Being the curious type, Banta begins to climb the ladder. Upon arriving at the first level of clouds, Banta sees an ugly woman who says: "Fuck me or climb the ladder to success." Naturally Banta decided to continue to climb the ladder. Upon arriving at the next level of clouds Banta sees a fuckable woman who says: "Fuck me or climb the ladder to success." He figures that as he continues to climb that the women get better and better looking, so he decides to continue climbing. Upon reaching the next cloud level, Banta man sees the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. Again the woman says: "Fuck me or climb the ladder to success." Banta thinks that it can`t get much better than this, but can`t help but be curious to what is waiting for him at the next cloud level, and thus continues to climb. Banta arrives at the top cloud level to find a naked, greasy 500-pound man who says: "Hi, I`m Cess!!" |