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    Banta had only been married for about two weeks when his wife, Preeto complains of a burning sensation in her chest. She tells Banta who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined. So Preeto arranges an appointment with the doctor and goes the following day.
    Banta, while at work receives a call from the doctor who was examoning her wife Preeto.
    Doctor: "I am sorry to say your wife has acute angina..."
    Banta, "Yeah, I know, she`s got a nice pair of tits too!"
  • Success ! Banta is walking along one day and comes across a ladder that climbs into the clouds. Being the curious type, Banta begins to climb the ladder.
    Upon arriving at the first level of clouds, Banta sees an ugly woman who says: 'Fuck me or climb the ladder to success.'
    Naturally Banta decided to...
  • Headache ! Santa emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife, Jeeto, complained, as usual...
  • The code ! Santa and Jeeto decide they don`t want to discuss sex in front of their 4 and 6 year old children, so they decide to talk in code. One day Santa is feeling a little bit turned on and says to his daughter.
    'Tell your mother I would really like to...
  • Stiff.... A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
    'Grandpa, what are you doing?' he exclaimed.
    The old man looked...
  • Keep it warm ! Santa in a restaurant orders the house special. An old waiter brings out the order beginning with some hot soup. Santa notices the waiter has his thumb in the soup.
    Feeling sorry for the old man he doesn`t...
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