Psychiatrist`s Office

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    Three woman and their children were outside their psychiatrist`s office. The wily old doctor was able to diagnose any complaint after asking the patient a few questions.
    The first woman went in and the doctor asked her a few questions and proclaimed: "Madam, all you ever think is food! That is why you named you daughter Candy!"
    "Why," exclaimed the woman, "you`re absolutely right, doctor!"
    Then it was the second woman`s turn. She got the same treatment and the doctor pronounced: "Madam, you`re obsessed with the thought of money. That is why you named you daughter Penny!"
    "You`re right, doctor!" exclaimed the second woman and left.
    The third woman, who had been listening to all this, got up indignantly and said: "What rubbish! I don`t believe a single word you said. Obsessions indeed!"
    Then waving to her little son to follow her, she said: "Let`s go home now Dick."
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