| Banta went to his doctor, Dr. Santa`s and stutters, "Da-da-doc, I`ve ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can`t stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?" Dr. Santa answers "Well, I`ll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure." So Santa puts Banta through a battery of tests, and says, "I think I know what`s causing your stuttering." Banta excitedly asks, "Well, wa-wa-what is it, da- da-doctor?" "It`s your penis. I know that sounds crazy, but you have an unusually large penis - it`s almost two feet long. It seems the weight is putting a strain on your vocal cords which most men never have to deal with." Banta asks, "Wa-wa-what can we da-da-do?" "Well, we could remove it and transplant a shorter one." "Doooo it!" Banta replies. So they go through the operation, and three weeks later Banta comes in for a follow up appointment. Banta says, "Doc, you solved my stuttering problem. I don`t know how to thank you. But I`ve only had sex once in three weeks - my wife just doesn`t like it anymore with my new, shorter penis. I`ve thought about it, and I decided I can put up with the stuttering easier than going without the sex - I want you to put my long one back on." Dr. Santa says, "No-no-nope. A da-da-deal`s a da-da- deal!" |