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    A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn`t really ethical to screw one of his patients.
    However, a little voice in his head said "Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you`re the first..."
    This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said," ... but they probably weren`t veterinarians"
  • A Deal is a deal Banta went to his doctor, Dr. Santa`s and stutters, 'Da-da-doc, I`ve ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can`t stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?'
    Dr. Santa answers 'Well, I`ll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure.' ,So Santa...
  • Psychiatrist`s Office Three woman and their children were outside their psychiatrist`s office. The wily old doctor was able to diagnose any complaint after asking the patient a few questions.
    The first woman went in and the doctor asked her a few questions and proclaimed...
  • Nice tits too Banta had only been married for about two weeks when his wife, Preeto complains of a burning sensation in her chest. She tells Banta who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined. So...
  • Sex with teacher ! Kid comes home from school and his mother asks him, 'How was school son?'
    He replies, 'It wasn`t good at all Mom, I had sex with my teacher.'
    She blows up and tells him to go imediately to his room. His father gets home and walks into his room to find he is looking at some porno...
  • Success ! Banta is walking along one day and comes across a ladder that climbs into the clouds. Being the curious type, Banta begins to climb the ladder.
    Upon arriving at the first level of clouds, Banta sees an ugly woman who says: 'Fuck me or climb the ladder to success.'
    Naturally Banta decided to...
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