| Banta was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife Preeto, sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Banta asks, "What was that for?" Preeto replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Sheena written on it?" Banta says, "Oh, Preeto, remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Sheena was the name of one of the horses I bet on." Preeto is appeased and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Banta says, "What`s that for this time?" Preeto answered, "Your horse just called." |