| A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?", asks the cop. "I`m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act." "Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving now!" |