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    A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk.
    "Gee, I don`t know."
    "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
    Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
    A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
    "What size?"
    The kid embarassedly says "I`ve never done this before. I don`t know what size."
    The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
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    However...
  • Implants ? There was a woman who loves big breasts so she went to her doctor, Dr. Banta and questioned him about implants.
    Banta explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
    Every morning when you...
  • A Deal is a deal Banta went to his doctor, Dr. Santa`s and stutters, 'Da-da-doc, I`ve ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can`t stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?'
    Dr. Santa answers 'Well, I`ll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure.' ,So Santa...
  • Psychiatrist`s Office Three woman and their children were outside their psychiatrist`s office. The wily old doctor was able to diagnose any complaint after asking the patient a few questions.
    The first woman went in and the doctor asked her a few questions and proclaimed...
  • Nice tits too Banta had only been married for about two weeks when his wife, Preeto complains of a burning sensation in her chest. She tells Banta who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined. So...
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