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    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles...the salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
    He answers, "You see, it`s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
  • Bitch !! Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
    As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, 'PIG!!'
    Santa immediately leans out his window and replies...
  • Smart gal Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way, she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit, which she did. She bought the groceries and...
  • Pregnant !!! An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous...
  • The Horse Banta was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife Preeto, sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
    Banta asks, 'What was that for?'
    Preeto replies, 'What was that piece of...
  • With Pleasure ! Banta, a Managing Director was interviewing a charming lady for the post of Personal Secretary. Finally he asked the lady what salary she expected?
    Very modestly she replied...
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