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    Preeto hires a maid with beautiful hair.
    The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
    That night, Preeto tells this to her husband.
    Banta says, "I`ve never seen anything like that. Please ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."
    The next day, Preeto asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her.
    Then the girl says, "I`ve never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
    So Preeto pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Preeto says to her husband, Banta "I hope you`re satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
    Banta says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had four of my colleagues in the closet with me."
  • Condom size? A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.'What size?' asks the clerk.
    'Gee, I don`t know.'
    'Go see Sophie in aisle 4.' He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells...
  • Premature ejaculation ! Banta was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
    In response the doctor said, 'When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself'.
    That same day Banta went to...
  • Veterinarian ! A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn`t really ethical to screw one of his patients.
    However...
  • Implants ? There was a woman who loves big breasts so she went to her doctor, Dr. Banta and questioned him about implants.
    Banta explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
    Every morning when you...
  • A Deal is a deal Banta went to his doctor, Dr. Santa`s and stutters, 'Da-da-doc, I`ve ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can`t stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?'
    Dr. Santa answers 'Well, I`ll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure.' ,So Santa...
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