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    A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel.
    He looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do that?"
    "Well, we can sure try!" she answered.
    So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.
    "What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked.
    "Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn`t get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!
  • Savings ?? A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 80years old and the bride was just 25 years old. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him since his young bride was a healthy, vivacious and...
  • Embarrassed !! Preeto hires a maid with beautiful hair.
    The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, 'I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.'
    That night, Preeto tells this to her husband...
  • Good night !! Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man doing a survey.
    He asks, 'Ladies, would you mind telling me how you know if you`ve had a good night out?'
    The first replies, 'I come home, get into bed and if I lay there and tingle all over, I know that I had a...
  • Condom size? A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.'What size?' asks the clerk.
    'Gee, I don`t know.'
    'Go see Sophie in aisle 4.' He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells...
  • Premature ejaculation ! Banta was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
    In response the doctor said, 'When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself'.
    That same day Banta went to...
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