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    There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see-through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother told her to go back upstairs and "dress decent".
    ``No, I want to show off my rosebuds!`` she said and bounded out the door. The next day, the granddaughter came outside to find her grandmother on the porch wearing a see-through blouse without a bra.
    ``Grandmother! What are you doing? A couple of other friends are coming over any time now! Please go change your blouse, I`m so embarrassed!`` ``No. If you can show off them rosebuds then I can show off my hanging baskets."
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