| Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. Banta comes in and asks Santa, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Santa: Some things you just can`t explain. Banta: So what happened that is so horrible? Santa: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my buffallo milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over. Banta: That`s not so bad, what`s the big deal? Santa: Some things you just can`t explain. Banta: So then what happened. Santa: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. Banta: Again? Santa: Something`s yoy just can`t explain. Banta: So, what did you do then? Santa: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. Banta: So then what did you do? Santa: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid buffalo knocks over the bucket with her tail. Banta: Wow you must have been pretty upset! Santa: Some things you just can`t explain. Banta: So then what did you do. Santa: Well I didn`t have any more rope, so I took off the nara (cord) of my pyajama and tied her tail to a tree's hanging branch. In that moment, my pyajama fell down and my wife, Jeeto, walked in. |