| Santa and Jeeto were soon to have their first child. Their doctor told them of a new invention to relieve the mother`s pain during childbirth. This invention could be attached to the mother and it would transfer the pain she experienced to the baby`s father. They talked it over and Santa was anxious to help his wife with her delivery. When the blessed time came, they opted to use the new invention. It was strapped to Jeeto and the dial was set at 1. With Jeeto`s contraction, Santa felt no pain. Santa asked that the dial be adjusted to 3. With the next contractions, Jeeto felt less pain and Santa tolerated the experience well. Santa feeling courageous and noble, asked that the dial be turned to 100%. The nurse did so and Santa completed the entire labor and delivery with no pain. Santa did not feel any pain either. A few days later the happy new family returned home from the hospital. They were shocked as they drove into their driveway to see the mailman lying dead on the front porch. |