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    Banta after coming from work was very hungry. He asked for something to eat from Preeto. Preeto gave him a sandwich. It did not satiate his hunger. Craving for more, he opened the fridge and ate the leftover chicken with 4 slices of toasted bread.
    Still uncontended, he opened the grocery cupboard and ate one biscuit. He couldn`t eat any more.
    He regretfully told his wife Preeto, "Had I known that biscuit would satiate my hunger, I would have taken it instead of eating the sandwich and the leftovers."
  • Golden cafe Once our Santa ended up getting drunk at this place called the Golden Cafe.
    Well, he comes home and tells his wife, Jeeto, `You wouldn`t believe it there! The floor is gold, the ceiling`s gold, the chandelier is gold, even the
  • Mental institution Santa, Banta and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If they pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they...
  • Nymphomaniac ! The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. 'What seems to be the problem?' the doctor asked.
    'Well, I, uh,' she stammered. 'I think I, uh, might be...
  • No money ! One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
    'Why are you eating grass?' he asked Santa.
    'We don`t have any...
  • Milking ? Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
    Banta comes in and asks Santa, 'Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'
    Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.
    Banta: So what happened that is so horrible?
    Santa: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my...
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