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    There was an artist who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now.
    His model showed up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day`s work.
    He told her not to bother, since he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He added that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
    The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It`s the least I can do.""Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It`s my wife! Quick! Take all your clothes off!"
  • Changed attitude ! Sachin received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren`t expletives were, to say the least, rude.
    Sachin tried hard to change the bird`s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind, but...
  • Golden cafe Once our Santa ended up getting drunk at this place called the Golden Cafe.
    Well, he comes home and tells his wife, Jeeto, `You wouldn`t believe it there! The floor is gold, the ceiling`s gold, the chandelier is gold, even the
  • Mental institution Santa, Banta and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If they pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they...
  • Nymphomaniac ! The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. 'What seems to be the problem?' the doctor asked.
    'Well, I, uh,' she stammered. 'I think I, uh, might be...
  • No money ! One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
    'Why are you eating grass?' he asked Santa.
    'We don`t have any...
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