| Santa sends his son abroad for higher studies. But his son always finds himself low on money. One day Santa he gets a letter from his son. He was shocked to read the contents of the letter. His son wrote, "Fu**ed a gal, $1000, out of money, send money". This makes Santa really angry. He replies to his son, "Don`t you have etiquettes on how to write a letter. What if it had been read by your mother? So in future write, "Hit a sparrow code-word" and try to spend less on it, You can find soemone for the same work in $ 10." Next month, Santa gets another letter from his son. His son writes "Hit a sparrow. $100 for damages, out of money, send money." Santa replies, "Good work and nice code, but try to cut down to $ 10 only." After another month, Santa gets another letter which goes, "Hit a $ 10 sparrow. Gun damaged, repairs for $5000. Out of money, send money." |