Efficient secretary !

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    Santa comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.
    The little girl asks, "Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
    Feeling his wife, Jeeto`s gaze upon him, Santa explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn`t believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."
    "Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
  • Another beer ! Santa comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells Jeeto, 'Get me a beer before it starts.'
    His wife, Jeeto, and gets him a beer.
    Fifteen minutes later, Banta says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.'
    Jeeto looks cross and...
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    With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and...
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    After dinner, Santa took him aside, 'Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She`s a wonderful wife but...
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