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    A dentist was getting ready to clean an Jeeto`s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves...
    "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
    She said, "No?"
    "Well", he spoofed, "In Chandigarh they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big `Finished Goods Crate` and start the process all over again."
    And Jeeto didn`t laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
    Jeeto and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms.
  • Horse auction Santa and his son attended a horse auction with his father. Son is watching Santa as he moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses` legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, son asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
    'Because...
  • Innocence Banta was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
    Banta man thought, 'Great..
  • Snake bite ! Tansen and Birbal were the two famous ministers of Akbar. They had a debate regarding who was the real gem of the ministers out of the two of them. Birbal being witty put a proposal to Tansen, that if he suceeds in sucking Jodha Bhai`s tits, he will come to the DARBAR(Court) totally naked. Tansen accepts the challenge. He trains a...
  • Damaged gun! Santa sends his son abroad for higher studies. But his son always finds himself low on money. One day Santa he gets a letter from his son. He was shocked to read the contents of the letter.
    His son wrote, 'Fu**ed a gal, $1000, out of money, send money'.
    This makes Santa really angry. He replies to his son...
  • Son-in-law ! One evening Banta was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He`d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, Preeto asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. Banta tried and tried to dig it out but...
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