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    Banta keeps telling his wife, Preeto, "Honey, you have such a beautiful butt". Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt.
    Banta`s birthday is coming up so Preeto decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words "Beautiful butt" tattooed on her ass.
    Preeto walks in and tells the tattoo artist her husband thinks she has a beautiful butt.
    He looks and says, "You do have a beautiful butt".
    Preeto then tells the man she wants Beautiful butt tattooed on her ass.
    The man tells her, "I can`t fit that on your ass, it takes up too much space. But I tell you what, I will tattoo the letters BB on each cheek and that can stand for beautiful butt. She agrees and gets it done.
    On Banta`s birthday Preeto hears him come home and is only wearing a robe. She then stands at the top of the stairs.
    Banta opens the door and Preeto says "look honey."
    She then takes off the robe she is wearing, bends over, and Banta man yells
    "Who the f*ck is BOB?"!
  • Patriotism A nurse was taking care of a soldier in the Army Hospital.
    'How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die,' the soldier said.
    The nurse was extremely touched by the soldier`s patriotism and said, 'I have a tattoo of the American flag on my...
  • Horse auction Santa and his son attended a horse auction with his father. Son is watching Santa as he moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses` legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, son asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
    'Because...
  • Innocence Banta was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
    Banta man thought, 'Great..
  • Snake bite ! Tansen and Birbal were the two famous ministers of Akbar. They had a debate regarding who was the real gem of the ministers out of the two of them. Birbal being witty put a proposal to Tansen, that if he suceeds in sucking Jodha Bhai`s tits, he will come to the DARBAR(Court) totally naked. Tansen accepts the challenge. He trains a...
  • Damaged gun! Santa sends his son abroad for higher studies. But his son always finds himself low on money. One day Santa he gets a letter from his son. He was shocked to read the contents of the letter.
    His son wrote, 'Fu**ed a gal, $1000, out of money, send money'.
    This makes Santa really angry. He replies to his son...
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