| "How come you`re late?" asks the Manager as Santa walks in the door. "It was awful," Santa explains. "I was walking down Mall road and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the road. He`d been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute." "What did you do?" asks the Manager. Santa says, "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!" |