| Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, "Aren`t they cute, what are their names?" Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don`t know." The lady asked, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?" Banta looking angrier than before replied, "I don`t know." The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?" Banta replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!" |