| Powerfully built Santa meets a woman at a bar in Ludhiana. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Santa stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That`s 50 kg of dynamite!" She begins to drool. Santa drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder`s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That`s 50 kg of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. Santa catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 100 Kg of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!" |