| One day Johnnie goes up to his mother and asks:"Mom, how old are you?" Mom: "That`s a personal question. You don`t ask those kinds of personal questions to women." "How much do you weigh?" Mom: "You`re too young to understand that you don`t ask those kind of questions to women." "Why did Dad leave us?" Mom: "You`re too young to understand that too, I`ll tell you when you`re older" So Johnnie goes back to school and tells his friend: "My mom doesn`t want to tell me how old she is or what she weighs. She doesn`t answer any of my questions" His friend replies: "You should go into her purse and look at her driver`s license. All your questions will be answerd. Johnnie goes back home and look into his mom`s purse and looks at her driver`s license and goes to his mom: "Mom, you`re 39 years old." Mom: "Yeah that`s right I am." "And you weigh 55 kg." Mom: "Yupp that`s right." "One last thing... I know why dad left us." Mom: "Oh really, why?" "Because you got an F in sex" |