| Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage... Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry? Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone. Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared? Santa: I don`t see why not. It would be empty, you wouldn`t be there. Jeeto: Would you share the same bed we`ve shared? Santa: Well, it`s a comfortable bed... Jeeto: Would you let here wear my clothes? Santa: Sure, if they fit. They are quite nice. Jeeto: Would you let her use my golf clubs? Santa: No way, Preeto is left handed. |