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    Banta was relaxing at his favorite bar in Shimla, when he managed to attract a spectacular Scandinavian-looking young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they made love. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... you finish?"
    She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
    Surprised, Banta reached out for her and the love making resumed. This time she thrashes about wildly and there were screams of passion. The love making ends, and again, Banta smiles, and asks, "OK, now you finish?"
    And once again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly purrs, "No"
    Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Banta reaches for the woman. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously -- screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping bed sheets. Exhausted Banta falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiling proudly, and says, "Now you finish!"
    "No!" she shouts back, "I Swedish!"
  • Aroma of mistress ! There was once a great actor, Banta, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
    The director says, 'This is the most important part, and it has only one line, you must walk on to the stage carrying a...
  • About to blow ! Powerfully built Santa meets a woman at a bar in Ludhiana. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Santa stands up and starts to undress.
    After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says..
  • Your turn Santa goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, 'Sir, I`m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is...
  • Itching butt ! Santa was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank.
    Santa thought to himself, 'Life isn`t so bad after all,' and...
  • Beautiful butts ! Banta keeps telling his wife, Preeto, 'Honey, you have such a beautiful butt'. Every person in the town agrees that she does have a very beautiful butt.
    Banta`s birthday is coming up so Preeto decides to take a trip to the tattoo parlor and get the words 'Beautiful butt' tattooed on her...
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