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In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Little Richie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on Little Susie .
Little Susie said "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Ferrari."
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnnie.
Little Johnnie stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnnie?"
He responded by saying, "because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
- Remarriage Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage...
Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry?
Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone.
Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home and... - Fail in sex ! One day Johnnie goes up to his mother and asks:'Mom, how old are you?'
Mom: 'That`s a personal question. You don`t ask those kinds of personal questions to women.'
'How much do you weigh?'
'Why did Dad leave us?'
Mom: 'I`ll tell you when... - Weightless ! Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly...
- Mental deficiency ! 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Santa asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
'What sort of question?'
'Well, you might ask him... - Complaints ? Banta was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman and seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, 'Aren`t they cute, what are their names?'
Banta, giving the lady an angry look, replied...