| Santa enters his favorite restaurant and, while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from Santa. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to Santa man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, Rs five core in the bank and 7 inches in your pants." Santa, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know-I happen to have a Rolls, BMW, and a Mercedes in my garage; plus I have over ten crore in the bank: But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off my penis! Just send the bottle back!" |