| Our Santa was a zookeeper. One day he was walking through the zoo, checking on all the animals. When he passed near the Zebra pen, he noticed a woman standing near the fence that contained the zebras. One of the zebra had walked up to the woman and stood in front of her on the other side of the fence. Suddenly, the zebra reared up and jumped over the fence and raced away through the zoo. Santa ran over to the woman. "My God Lady, what happened to the zebra?" The woman turned to Santa and said, "All I did was reach through the bars and tickle his balls." With that Santa dropped his own pants around his ankles and said, "Tickle mine, I got to catch him." |