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    Lucky Santa !
    Santa goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - Santa wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his aunt had died. Santa assures the son that Auntie is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie dies. One week later, Santa again goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - Santa again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his grandmother had died. The father assures the son that she is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, grandmother dies. One week later, Santa again goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare, he again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
    Santa goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, Santa is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn`t eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
    After days work, upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife, Jeeto, "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I`ve just had the worst day of my entire life!"
    Jeeto responds, "You think your day was bad, this morning the milkman dropped dead on the front steps!"
  • Theft attempt Banta`s wife, Preeto was exceptionally fat due to hormonal imbalance. On one of Banta`s trip to attend a friend`s wedding, a thief broke in Banta`s house. However, the thief could not get lucky. He was caught by Banta`s wife, Preeto and was laid on the ground.
    Hearing the shouts, their domestic help, Bahadur...
  • Remarriage Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage...
    Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry?
    Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone.
    Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home and...
  • Fail in sex ! One day Johnnie goes up to his mother and asks:'Mom, how old are you?'
    Mom: 'That`s a personal question. You don`t ask those kinds of personal questions to women.'
    'How much do you weigh?'
    'Why did Dad leave us?'
    Mom: 'I`ll tell you when...
  • Weightless ! Santa was standing at the Ludhiana railway station with his wife, Jeeeto, and son. His son wanted to check his weight and he took a coin from Santa and stood on the machine. Unfortunately, he could not reach the slot meant for inserting the coin. Suddenly...
  • Mental deficiency ! 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Santa asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
    'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
    'What sort of question?'
    'Well, you might ask him...
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