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A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
“This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”
Imagine his surprise when the Pope sat down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope began a crossword puzzle.
“This is fantastic,” thought the gentleman. “I’m really good at crosswords. Perhaps, if the Pope gets stuck, he’ll ask me for assistance.”
Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the gentleman and said, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in ‘unt’?”
Only one word leapt to mind. “My goodness,” thought the gentleman, “I can’t tell the Pope that. There must be another word.”
The gentleman thought for quite a while, then it hit him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said, “I think the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt’.”
“Of course,” said the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”
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Lucky Santa ! Santa goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - Santa wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his Susie had died. Santa assures the son that Auntie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie dies. One week later, Santa again... - Silicon implants In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said, 'Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?'
Little Richie raised his hand and said 'I would want gold, because... - Theft attempt Banta`s wife, Preeto was exceptionally fat due to hormonal imbalance. On one of Banta`s trip to attend a friend`s wedding, a thief broke in Banta`s house. However, the thief could not get lucky. He was caught by Banta`s wife, Preeto and was laid on the ground.
Hearing the shouts, their domestic help, Bahadur... - Remarriage Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage...
Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry?
Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone.
Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home and... - Fail in sex ! One day Johnnie goes up to his mother and asks:'Mom, how old are you?'
Mom: 'That`s a personal question. You don`t ask those kinds of personal questions to women.'
'How much do you weigh?'
'Why did Dad leave us?'
Mom: 'I`ll tell you when...