| Santa`s son is down at a popular secluded beach, the south end of which permits nude bathing. After much wandering around with wide-eyed wonder, he approaches his father, Santa, and asks "Dad, why do some men have little cocks, and other men have big cocks? Taken aback, but quick with an answer, the well endowed Santa replies "Well son, it`s like this. All the men with big cocks are really smart, and all of the men with small cocks are dumb bastards!" The boy nods, and pauses to digest this new information. Santa asks, "where`s your mum?" The boy replies "She`s down behind the bushes with some Dumb bastards, but they`re getting smarter by the minute!" |