| Santa with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor, Dr Banta and asks him what he can do. Dr Banta replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. Santa agrees, and so Banta warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. Dr Banta then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours. So, Santa goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls Jeeto, his wife, over and tells her what to do. Jeeto nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly Santa screams, "DAMN!" "What`s the matter?" asks Jeeto. "Did I hurt you?" "No," replies Santa man, "but I just realized that when Dr Banta did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!" |