| Santa went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. Santa decided, "What the hell, I`ll try it." Santa spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn`t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. Finally, he came up with a plan. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, Santa undid his pants and started to masturbate. Santa closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" Santa heard, "This is the police. What`s going on down there?" Santa replied, "I`m checking out the rear axle, it`s busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you`re down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago." |