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Banta sees his buddy, Santa, in a bar and says, "You`re not going to believe this, but I`ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She`s wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won`t know you`re not me!"
Santa agrees and goes out to his car. They climb into the back seat and start going at it. A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside.
"What the hell do you two think you`re doing?"
Santa says, "Oh, there`s nothing wrong, she`s my wife."
The cop says, "Oh, sorry, I didn`t know."
Santa says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."
- My bike !! A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says...
- Evils of drugs Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them... - Eraser ? A shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
“This is exciting,” thought the gentleman. “I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.”
Imagine his surprise when the Pope... - Hard One !! Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven. At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter. Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.
St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question before they could enter... -
Lucky Santa ! Santa goes into his son`s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - Santa wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his Susie had died. Santa assures the son that Auntie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie dies. One week later, Santa again...