| Santa and his wife lives in a small house in Chandigarh. One day Snata`s wife, Jeeto, asks Santa to fix a cupboard door, since one of the hinges was broken. His reply was "Do I look like a carpenter? I`m a Photographer, not a carpenter. Get a carpenter to fix the door". A few days later, Jeeto asks him to fix a dripping tap. Again Santa replies "Do I look like a plumber? I`m a photographer, not a plumber. Get a plumber to fix the tap". A week later, Santa notices that both the tap and the door have been fixed, so he asks Jeeto who fixed it. She replied "I met a handyman in town, and he offered to fix the door and the tap if I either bake him a cake or have sex with him". Santa asked "So what kind of cake did you bake? Jeeto replied "Do I look like a baker?"... |